Where Is Nature Valley?

For all intents and purposes, Nature Valley is one of the places in Flavortown. It’s down the road from Hidden Valley Ranch, where they keep the cows that actually do make chocolate milk (that’s why it’s hidden). Did you know that Nature Valley bars are the official snack of golf and skiing? Neither did I! I’ve been eating these bars for quite a while, as they’re easy to grab before class, and they get crumbs everywhere. Which is ideal. They’re not too sweet and I’m a big fan of granola, so this just puts it in bar form. It’s great! And healthy enough! That should be their tagline.

Their nutrition facts are pretty straightforward, but I’m not entirely sure what Soy Lecithin is. I also am not sure how the table underneath the Percent Daily Values is supposed to be read and interpreted. Otherwise, the table is very clear and helpfully describes the values for both two bars and one bar, which is good for people who aren’t particularly interested in math with their breakfast.